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  +  Ode To Caffeine                                                     +
  +                             (                                        +
  +                )     (                                               +
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  +            .--"""`            )    (          `"""--..               +
  +      .-'``'|`--..__             )                 __..--`|           +
  +     /  .--.|       ``"""----.............----"""``       |           +
  +    /  /    | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.  |           +
  +    |  |    | It maketh me to wake in green pastures:     |           +
  +    |  |    | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.   |           +
  +    |  |    | It restoreth my buzz.  It leadeth me in the |           +
  +    |  |    | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. |           +
  +    \  \    | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the|           +
  +     `\ `\  | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal.  |           +
  +       `. `\| For thou art with me.  Thy cream and thy    |           +
  +         / /| sugar, they comfort me.  Thou preparest a   |           +
  +    _/ /    | carafe before me in the presence of The     |           +
  +      (__/  | Starbucks.  Thou anointest my day with pep. |           +
  +            | My mug runneth over.  Surely richness and   |           +
  +        _..-`\ taste shall follow me all the days of my  /`-.._       +
  +   jgs-'      \  life, and I will dwell in the House of /  '-.        +
  +    :          `-.__ Mocha forever.    Amen        __.-'          :   +
  +    :               )``"""-----.........-----"""``(               :   +
  +     '._           `"---.....____     ____.....---"`           _.'    +
  +       \""--..__                 `````                 __..--""/      +
  +        '._     ```"""-----.......___.......-----"""```     _.'       +
  +           `"""----....,,________    ________,,....----""""`          +
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